Two nights ago I had the displeasure of listing to my dearest friend in all the world pour his heart and soul out to me, barely avoiding a flood of tears that could have possibly damned us both to eternal awkwardness, in sadness.
Even though he and I have recently had a turbulent patch, and despite me being a complete prick to him and his way of thinking, I am back in his corner full time, putting PJ on his cuts and readying him for the 3rd round of his 12-round bout.
Women are horrid, horrid creatures to be sure, and from here on, I pledge to live my life according to the golden rule of manhood —
bros before hoes.
As part of the horrid horrid race of creatures you speak of, I’ll make sure to keep that manhood rule in mind- and I have a feeling I’ve won half the bet.
You are the exception to that rule, my dear. And no, the bet has been won. you owe me.
I’ll collect in due time.
i owe you??? if its been won then you owe me!
*smirk* well, how do I pay up?
😛 guess you’ll have to catch me later and ask
😀 Shouldn’t be too difficult, I’ve caught you before.
but yet to hang on for long ….. back to cat and mouse 😉
which one of us is the mouse? I’ve seen enough Tom and Jerry to know that this can go either way.
hmmm well women are smarter so I’ll take the mouse and you can be the cat….works actually….cats have 9 lives and curiosity gets them into trouble….kinda like men. Besides you can kick em out of the house if they don’t behave and they survive, they land on their feet no matter how you drop them yet pet them the right way and they’ll eat outta your hand forever.
What are you trying to say? That I’m clumsy or something? 😛
noooo you? clumsy?? Nah I wouldn’t say that about you. But the petting part maybe lol
Oooooh. Does this mean you’re gonna come rub my belly and scratch behind my ears?
you keep dreaming there big fella
Oh, I am. I am.
you are incorigable
And you love that about me.
perhaps……….perhaps
I honnestly don’t think it’s right to generalize like that. Not all woman are like that.
You and your friend are just finding the wrong ones.
I keep tryin to tell him that but he won’t listen to me.