Archive for March, 2009

So… I was watching Fox News Channel, and Dick Morris actually said that Sarah Palin was smarter than Charles Gibson.

Someone want to tell me how this woman from the ass-end of America who has a combined college education of 3 semesters can possibly be smarter than a Princeton University graduate?

Hmm I just remembered: I have 3 semesters worth of college education too! According to Dick Morris – Me > Stephen Hawking!


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Wow. Cobwebs abound.

My apologies to my readers. Life here on my little chunk of the planet sucks quite a big one at the moment.

Not all is horrid, however, when I’m not being bitched at and feeling like dirt, I’ve been playing Resident Evil 5. Epic game there. Yes, yes.

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I live like a pig.

I spent an hour cleaning my bedroom/computer room/gaming palace tonight, and to be honest, I feel like an enourmous weight has been taken from my shoulders.

There were dirty clothes, dishes, stacks of Maxim/FHM/Playboy/gaming/tech magazines, chips and various snack bags, soda cans, and other things in here that really needed to be tossed, and furniture that needed to be moved about, and a few computers that needed to be put in their places as well.

And now that the porno mags are under the bed, I can sleep peacefully tonight.

All that’s left now is to install the spare DVD/CD Player in the den, run the vacuum in here, and do some better dusting, cause Jesus Christ, the dustbunnies in here are OUT OF CONTROL!

I think one of them bit me!

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