Archive for October, 2009

I have a confession to make.

After much soul searching and and careful weighing of options, I have decided to go play for the other team.

*drops to my knees*

I am now a Republican.

I realize that there will never be another perfect world, with William Jefferson Clinton at the helm, leading us across a grand sea of relative peace, and .96 cent gas. I realize that there will never be another fucked up world with George W. Bush leading us to a hell with no science or reason. I realize that while I didn’t vote for John McCain – who would have gotten my vote, had it not been for his ‘I love Mexicans’ bs a few years before the election -I did waste my vote for Obama – not because he was black, as most voters did, but because I was caught up in the he’s not Bush moment, and Biden was his running mate.

Anyway, after about 8 months, what do we have that has changed?

We’re out of Iraq, right? Nope.
We’ve caught Bin Laden, right? Nope.
We’ve nuked Iran, right? Nope.
The economy is soaring, right? Nope.
The budget deficit is going down, right? Nope.
The recession is over, right? Nope.
The Jobless rate in america is at record lows, right? Nope.
America has finally gotten off of Middle Eastern oil, right? Nope.

What the fuck did I vote for you for, Obama? Apparently for nothing.

I am now a Republican. Kinda weird saying that, but… it feels right.


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You don’t say?

NEW ORLEANS – A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.

“I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,” Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. “I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.”

Wow… Just wow. He may well have just said “Just because I call a mud duck a yard-ape doesn’t mean I hate niggers.” I mean… You know it’s only racist people who say Oh, sure, I got black friends, I let them take dumps in my bathroom. What the hell?

Anyway, enjoy your lawsuit, dude.

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“Captain” Lou Albano, who became one of the most recognized professional wrestlers of the 1980s after appearing in Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” music video, died Wednesday. He was 76.

RIP Cap’n’ Lou

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NASA to kill the world…

So today, NASA will drive let the upper stage of the rocket for the LCROSS thingie hit the moon and scan for water from the debris plume from the impact.

Mark my words, this will set about the end of earth in 2012!

How you ask? Well, did you ever see that shitty Time Machine movie from like 2002? Remember when the dude looked up and saw the moon fragments in the sky because a demolitions crew building houses or some shit on the moon screwed up the explosives they used?

Well, its similar to that.

NASA will crash that rocket body into the moon, and its gonna hit just hard enough in just the right spot, that the moon is gonna crack in half. Three years later, in December of 2012, half the moon is going to hit earth and kill everything.

Mark my words. I know what I am talking about.

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All things end…

So I decided to say hello to D for the first time in … God, more than a year. She tells me Nexus War is ending, something about Jorm working for EA now, and they won’t let him update it, so its ending.


I feel like a part of my heart just sorta broke. I used to love that game – Before I got high speed… and then for months after. Damn.

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17 minutes in, and my brain is already gooey! OMG OMG OMG OGM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OGM OMG OMG OMG I LOVE THIS! I was so wrong about this show sucking!


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So the University of Florida listed a zombie apocalypse preparedness plan for students on its website. Many news organizations claim that its some sort of joke – something to laugh at.

It is no laughing matter. Zombies will one day walk the earth, after there is no more room in hell. I for one take this sort of thing seriously. Several of my friends take this seriously, but whatever, Mainstream Media. Keep laughing, but don’t come moaning to me when you fuckers get bitten, cause I for one will put a bullet in your heads.

Anyways, I have a date tonight! Woots!

A reminder for all Stargate Fans who bother reading this blog: STARGATE: UNIVERSE premiers tonight at 9PM EST!!!

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