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Well, today was an interesting one. I had a doctor’s appointment seeing as my lab results came back finally – I had blood drawn, pee… donated? I was poked, prodded, squeezed, examined, looked upon and studied.

The result?

Kidneys – Fine
Heart – Fine
Blood Pressure – Low
Good Cholesterol – Low
Bad Cholesterol – Low

Overall I seem to be fine – if nothing else, my body appears to have low expectations for itself.

Oh and I am STD free. Woots. Now I can relax and not worry about who Ive been with, and just worry about those I will be with.

On an unrelated note – How are you, Bacon?


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So I was surfing about random wordpress blogs, and I found this one. It doesn’t look like it’s been used in a while, but I ran across a post, and it inspired me to post something near and dear to me.

My “Approved List” – the list of celebrity women that you get to do, if you get the chance, and your wife or girlfriend can’t be mad about it because they were on the list (we all know they have a list of celebrity dudes they would do anyway).

Here’s mine —

Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera

Miss Aguilera gets her place on my list for the times when I am in an extra-dirty mood. You know, that bend you over a desk and fuck you silly while you sport your assless chaps mood.

Morena Baccarin
Morena Baccarin

Morena is on this list just cause… Dear lord was she ever hot as a super-evil, nearly-god-like bitch in Stargate: SG-1. I like girls with a bit of attitude.

Olivia Munn
Olivia Munn

Hot, Asian, Gamer. She makes a gold bikini look a lot better than whatsherface from Star Wars ever did, and there’s a video of her jumping into a giant pool of chocolate pudding, dressed as a french maid. It makes nice in the pants.

Gianna Jun
Gianna Jun

If I weren’t so busy drooling, I would give you a better explanation, but GOD BLESS KOREA will have to do.

Diane Lane
Diane Lane

Miss Lane has been at the top of my list for a number of years now. I would sell my soul for one night with her, and even then, I’d probably be content with just sitting across the room and looking at her. Soooooooo pretty… want want want.

Honorable Mention:
Megan Mullally
Evangeline Lilly
Minnie Driver
Yunjin Kim (LOST’s Sun Kwon)
Teri Hatcher (Circa her days as Lois Lane – Before she went all Skeletor for Desperate Househoes)
Gillian Anderson (Circa Season II, X-Files)

Special Mention:
Ryan Reynolds, my man-crush [Fuck off, I’m just saying IF I were gay, which I’m not – not that there’s anything wrong with that – this is who I would be gay with].

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On edge.


Isn’t she a bitch.

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